So, I hear there's a writing contest out there for the Worst Story Line Ever. I'm not running it, but I can think of several Worst Story Lines I've read over the years. But I'm not going to submit someone else's work. That would be cheating.
If you would like to wow the world with your purple prose and other examples of wretched writing, go to the GLA Worst Story Line Ever Writing Contest here.
Write on, man. Write On.